Shit may just be the most powerful word in the English language.
You can be shit faced,
shit out of luck,
or have shit for brains
you can get your shit together,
find a place for your shit or
decide to shit or get off the pot.
You can smoke shit,
and tell others to eat shit and die.
Some people know their shit
can’t tell the difference
shit and shineola.
There are lucky shits,
and sweet shits.
There is bull shit,
chicken shit and
You can throw shit,
or duck when shit hits the fan.
You can give a shit
serve shit on a shingle.
You can find yourself in deep shit
Be happier than a pig in shit.
Some days are colder than shit,
some days are hotter than shit,
and some days are just plain shitty.
Some music sounds like shit,
things can look like shit,
smell like shit,
taste like shit,
and there are times when you feel like shit.
You can have too much shit,
not enough shit,
the right shit,
the wrong shit or
a lot of weird shit.
You can carry shit,
have a mountain of shit,
or find yourself up shit creek without a paddle.
When you stop to consider all the facts,
it’s the basic building block of creation.
And remember, once you know your shit,
you don’t need to know anything else!
Pass this along if you give a shit!!